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[赛后贴] 今日NBA附加赛，达拉斯独行侠队客场106-120不敌孟菲斯灰熊队。

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独行侠：戴维斯40分9板2助、克莱18分3板3助、威廉姆斯16分3板7助、马绍尔13分4板5助2断3帽、克里斯蒂11分1板、加福德5分3板1助、埃克萨姆3分2板、华盛顿6板3助2断、莱夫利5板3助2断2帽、马丁1助。

灰熊：贾伦-杰克逊24分7板4助、莫兰特22分7板9助3断、贝恩22分5板9助2断、埃迪15分11板1助2帽、小皮蓬13分2板2助、阿尔达马11分4板3助、巴格利6分5板、康查尔5分8板2助、GG-杰克逊2分1板。

[–]Mavericks kraztkat2000 3535 points

2 hours ago

nico, you ruined my life

独行侠球迷：哈里森！你毁了我的人生！！

[–]analytics_Gnome 1651 points 2 hours ago

bruh traded their best player that led them to NBA finals previous season to not qualifying NBA playoffs next season lmao

球迷：哈里森这小子贼招笑，亲手把球队一哥给搞掉，去年还能总决赛报到，今年搞不到季后赛门票。

[–]Timberwolves LuckiKunsei48 64 points 2 hours ago

How does he sleep at night lol

森林狼球迷：他晚上怎么能睡得着觉啊喂！！哈哈哈哈！！

[–]76ers banjosbadfurday[] 387 points 2 hours ago

I want the Lakers to win the Finals so the knife is driven deeper tbh

76人球迷：讲真，现在我希望湖人夺冠，把哈里森钉死在耻辱柱上！！

[–]Mavericks ewynn2019 217 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, as a Mavs fan it would be sweet justice to see Luka win a ring the same year he got betrayed.... I mean traded.

I'm not actively going to root for the Lakers, but if they reach the finals I will root for Luka.

独行侠球迷：老实说，作为独行侠球迷，我希望天降正义，看到东契奇夺得总冠军，就在本赛季，就在他被出卖…呃…卖出的本赛季。

当然，我不会去大肆支持湖人队，但是如果湖人进了总决赛，我必将支持东契奇！

[–]Lakers chickmagn3t 110 points 2 hours ago

What a season from hell for mavs fans

湖人球迷：独行侠球迷这赛季实在是太他妈惨啦~~~~

[–]bigraptorr 48 points 2 hours ago

At least its over now

球迷：至少现在一切都结束了。。。

[–]Warriors Barakyte 67 points 2 hours ago

Unfortunately, they’ve still gotta watch Luka play for the Lakers

勇士球迷：很不幸，还没完，他们还得眼睁睁地看着东契奇在季后赛为湖人效力。。。

[–] NBA imcryptic 49 points 3 hours ago

Unfortunately the nightmare is just beginning. Nico’s about to trade the last 3 picks this offseason for Kevin Durant.

球迷：不幸+1。侠蜜的噩梦才刚刚开始，接下去的休赛期，哈里森会为了得到杜兰特，再卖掉三个选秀权。。。

[–]Vancouver Grizzlies DrexellGames 444 points 3 hours ago

The Doncic trade will go as one of the worst trades in sports.

灰熊球迷：东契奇交易作为体育史上最骇人听闻的败笔之一，将永载史册！！

[–]Mavericks UT49-0U 615 points 3 hours ago

"Get back here Nico! NICOOOOOOO! You can't escape me! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAARTH!"

独行侠球迷：“给我过来！！尼科！尼！！科！！我逃不出我的手掌心！！我要追杀你到世界的尽头！！！”

[–] Warriors Sartheking 157 points 3 hours ago

Don’t worry Mavs fans, you might have an old AD, KD, and Kyrie for about 10 games next year. Surely that’s worth more than the next 10-12 years of that fat lazy Slovenian kid.

勇士球迷：别灰心，侠蜜们~~到了下赛季，你们或有幸拥有浓眉、杜兰特和欧文这三位老姜的10场健康使用权~~瞧瞧，比起拥有那只又胖又懒的斯洛文尼亚竖子10到12年的使用权，这不知道要香到哪里去呢~~~

[–]Lakers Carolake1 50 points 2 hours ago

Don’t forget old klay

湖人球迷：欸欸，别把克莱那块老姜给落了呀~~~~

[–]Heat Number333 636 points 3 hours ago

Props to AD. Injury-depleted roster, horrible vibes since the trade, and he goes out and drops his 3rd highest scoring postseason game of his career despite being in pain. Know it must not console Mavs fans in any way but he clearly gives a shit. We'll see how next year goes.

热火球迷：向浓眉致敬！尽管伤兵满营、大交易后球队士气大挫，浓眉仍然忍着伤痛，拿下了生涯第三高的季后赛得分。虽然这样并不能宽慰独行侠球迷，但是他给出了自己的态度！！下赛季我们拭目以待！！

[–]Simple_Wait_7286 13 points 3 hours ago

I mean it’s very much obvious that guys like Lively, Washington, and Gafford are Luka merchants to some degree.

AD is talented on his own but he doesn’t make anyone around him better.

球迷：很显然，某种程度上来讲，莱夫利、华盛顿和加福德都是东契奇系统下的产品。虽然浓眉自己能力超群，但是他没有能够让身边的队友变得更好的能力。

[–]Mavericks MaterialGlove 24 points 3 hours ago

“Defense wins championships” fuck you nico you piece of shit

独行侠球迷：“防守赢总冠军”是吧？我上早八！哈里森你个网吧草地！

新闻链接>>>>>>东契奇该换来更多回报？哈里森：目标就是浓眉 我们得到了想要的

[–]ClimaticExodus 20 points 3 hours ago

Klay went to the Mavs to win! Life comes at you fast.

球迷：为了赢球，克莱选了独行侠！人生就是这么怪，老天常把玩笑开！

[–]Mavericks DaTingGoesSkrrrrrt 41 points 3 hours ago

Fuck you Nico you absolute imbecile. I hate the Lakers but I hope Luka wins it all

独行侠球迷：你妈的哈里森个纯天然智障！！老子顶着湖人黑的身份，也要东契奇夺冠！！

[–]Lakers mw19078 11 points 3 hours ago

yessss give into the hatred

湖人球迷：对~~~没错~~~~向仇恨屈服吧~~~~

[–]Lakers neutronknows 6 points 2 hours ago

It is unavoidable

湖人球迷：总冠军乃我湖囊中之物~~~

[–]Thunder BrotherSeamus 57 points 3 hours ago

Too far

雷霆球迷：你们这帮湖蜜不要欺人太甚！！

[–]Suns BigBabyBurrito 6 points 2 hours ago

I’m a 40-year-old Suns fan and I never thought I would ever say this in my life: I’m rooting for the Lakers this year.

I just threw up a little bit.

太阳球迷：大家好，我是一坛40年陈酿的太阳球迷，永远都想不到自己会说出这句话：湖人总冠军！！

此话一出，不由难受得有点吐了，兄弟们。。。

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